Charred Body Found After Hot Air Balloon Hits Powerline, Burns & Crashes in Virginia

Charred Body Found After Hot Air Balloon Hits Powerline, Burns & Crashes in Virginia

“They were just screaming for anybody to help them. ‘Help me, help me, sweet Jesus, help, I’m going to die. Oh, my God, I’m going to die,’ ” witness Carrie Hager-Bradley said.

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The family of an 80-year-old woman is suing a Boyle Heights hospital after a pathologist determined that she was "frozen alive," "eventually woke up" and injured herself as she struggled unsuccessfully to escape, according to court records.

Woman Frozen Alive Died While Trying to Escape

Maria de Jesus Arroyo, 80, was pronounced dead in July 2010 at White Memorial Medical Center in Boyle Heights after suffering a heart attack. When morticians received her body a few days later, they found her body facedown, with her nose broken and cuts and bruises to her face. The pathologist report concluded that Arroyo […]

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Man Arrested For Murdering His Wife With a Moose

Nick Caden – Dead Beat Reporter . Police spokesman Robin Graves calls the puzzling death of 63-year old Maggie Franks a situation where the “improbable meets the unbelievable”. According to police records, Franks husband, Tiny, killed his wife with a moose. The victim was found dead by hunters on an evening stroll in the forbidden forest of Westlake. Police say hairs and […]

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Judge Rules Ohio Man Must Remain Dead

Nick Caden – Dead Beat Reporter . Donald Miller Jr. asked a county judge to reverse a 1994 ruling that declared him legally dead but Hancock County Probate Court Judge Allan Davis turned down his request, citing a three-year time limit for changing a death ruling. Judge Davis called Miller’s case a “strange, strange situation, […]

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San Francisco Quarterback Colin CaperNeck to Attend Zombie Prom

San FanCrisco Quarterback Colin CaperNeck to Attend Zombie Prom

Fresh off his Super Bowl-like performance against the Tennessee TightTans, San FanCrisco quarterback Colin CaperNeck announced plans Monday to attend the 5th annual San Francisco Zombie Prom. . “Our offenses is starting to come alive,” CaperNeck told the Cool Ghoul Gazette, “and we can’t wait to lay it all on the line in the Haunted Ballroom. I see this as our first step, […]


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Farmer Makes Own Crop Circle, Wards off Aliens

“It’s an unusual solution to a problem that’s plagued us farmers fer years, but it works,” said Bailey Colchester, a Michigan farmer.  Mr. Colchester witnessed the first crop circles appear in his area in the 1960’s.  He is the only farmer in the area that has not had the circles appear on his property. More important, he […]

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Zombie Walk – Fort Wayne, Indiana

  FRIGHT NIGHT October 19, 2013 Downtown Fort Wayne, Indiana RSPV: https://www.facebook.com/events/495242517238053  

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Five Tips on How to Destroy Sea Barnacle Blemishes

  By Lauren Claire Photo Courtesy of MorgueFile.com It’s every young mermaid’s nightmare: you have a hot date to see All Atlantic Castaways summer concert, and you wake up with a giant purple SEA BARNACLE on your face. Maids, don’t let this happen to you. Here are five tips for preventing and recovering from sea […]

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How to Get Your Zombie Walk On

Fall brings gold, maroon and burnt orange colored leaves, apple pies, corn mazes, pumpkins, haunted houses, and ZOMBIE WALKS. Are you ready? Before you venture out to participate in a ZOMBIE WALK make sure you have the right strut going. Here’s how: Practice an awkward, ungraceful gait. Never walk in a straight line. Instead, sway […]

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Zombies File Lawsuit against the National Football League

As the National Football League training camps get underway this summer, a controversy is brewing casting a large cloud over one of the Nation’s favorite past times. Today, in federal court, The National Council of Zombies slapped the League with a lawsuit. In the lawsuit it states, “As a result of the continuous rejection of […]

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